This quiz is designed to help whitewater paddlers assess what class of whitewater you have the skills to run with success.For each question, pick the answer that is most true for you now, not historically.Rigorous and honest self assessment is difficult, but it may be your most important skill for longterm enjoyment in a risky sport.If you are not honest with yourself, this tool is of no use.Our abilities shift throughout life so keep checking in about what you can do, adjust your paddling choices accordingly.You do not have to tell anyone else about your process.
To take the quiz: Jot down a single number answer to each question, making a list that looks something like this: 1, 3, 2, 2, etc.You should have a list with 11 numbers by the end.
Rolling
I roll most/all of the time in the pool but tend to bail in combat situations.
When I flip on the river I immediately get into a tightly tucked set-up position and try a roll or a T-rescue.
My roll is 90% or more successful on the river.
I roll on both sides, have a hand roll, and can usually do one of those in a pinch.
Ferrying
I can get across mild currents efficiently.
I’m confident doing a strong ferry across moderate current with turbulence.
I can jet ferry across intense current and hit the other side where I want.
I am comfortable using waves and holes to cross a rapid upstream from dangerous obstacles.
Catching Eddies
I catch the biggest eddy at the bottom of the rapid.
I enjoy catching medium sized eddies in the middle of rapids.
I like to sew up rapids by hopping from eddy to eddy all the way down.
I am happy catching tiny eddies in weird places for strategic positioning or to get a view of what’s downstream.
Reading Water
I need someone to follow because I'm not good at picking lines.
I usually follow through new rapids and feel OK leading through familiar rapids.
I can find my way down a new class II.
I pick my own routes in unfamiliar class III rapids without scouting or following.
Playing
I don't play because I don't want to flip over.
I play at the best spots when I am in my playboat.
I bow surf on waves when they have eddy service.
I catch waves on the fly and drop into holes sideways for fun.
Rescue
I hate swimming rapids and often need help getting my gear rounded up.
I am good at self rescue and often get my kit to shore before anybody shows up to help.
I always carry a throwbag and deploy it without hesitation.
I can extricate boats and people from pins in the river most of the time.
Strength
I need help loading my boat on the car.
I can lift my own boat overhead and set it on a vehicle.
I do shoulder and core exercises regularly because they improve my paddling.
I can carry my boat 0.7 miles and then paddle and portage for 4 hours.
Cardiovascular Fitness
My most vigorous workout is walking.
I run, bike or do cardio at the gym at least twice a week.
I do aerobic paddling workouts like sprints, slalom, or continuous/high water whitewater runs at least twice a week.
I can carry my boat four miles uphill then paddle big rapids without problems.
Toughness
I get emotional or angry when things don’t go well on the river.
I am anxious sometimes on the water but manage my fear without requiring reassurance from others.
I can take a bad swim or a beating on rocks/in a hole and still have a good day.
I am cool as a cucumber and can function in life and death situations.
Flows
I let other people decide when the flows are right for a run.
I know what CFS stands for.
I pay attention to gauge readings for each run I do (maybe even log them) and study the runoff/release patterns.
I carefully investigate flow recommendations and patterns for new runs and enjoy high and low water.
Crew
I participate in pick-up trips with people I find via the internet or clubs.
The folks I usually paddle with are mostly weaker paddlers than me.
I’ve had the good luck to fall in with a crew that’s stronger paddlers than me.
I paddle regularly with a few friends who are strong paddlers and whose habits and idiosyncrasies are well understood.
SCORING Don't cheat yourself! Write down your answers to all 11 questions THEN follow this link.
Take the grand total of all the numbers you wrote down while taking the quiz and subtract 11. Done.
How this works in a little more detail: For each 1 you get 0 points.
2 = 1 point.
3 = 2 points.
4 = 3 points.
Consider this:
Lowest possible score: 0.
Highest possible score: 33.
SCORE RANGES
0-7 Beginner, still. Stick to class I-II water and the pool, and take classes.Confront your fears and master the basic skills of the sport on easy water. Start playing in the river.
8-14 Early Intermediate. Start finding and doing hard moves on class II water and master the skills before stepping it up to class III.You may run class III rapids from top to bottom without flipping over but that does not make you a class III paddler. What makes you a class III paddler is the ability to work those same rapids, catching eddies and using waves and holes to make moves in the heavy water.
15-21 Strong Intermediate.Run all the class III (and a taste of IV) that is available in your region, at a variety of flows.Play in bigger features. Learn to surf holes and how to get out of them. Start doing challenging moves on class III water before going on class IV runs or class III at high water.Scout the class IV rapids that you run carefully and repeatedly, and over time, master every line in each rapid.Remember that you can still portage or run shuttle whenever a rapid or run feels wrong.
22-33 Advanced. Consider class IV whitewater unless you have a severe weakness in one or two areas, in which case, address those.Run a LOT of class III and IV at a variety of flows and develop a strong, safety-conscious crew before considering class V.
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. - Hunter S. Thompson
“Women have their place in this world, but they do not belong in the canyons of the Colorado”
—Buzz Holmstrom in 1938
I ran across this quote while reading a current piece about sexual harassment of women in the whitewater industry. I worked in that industry for a long time, but I had the good luck to begin at the Nantahala Outdoor Center which was one of the most egalitarian river businesses out there. I had been warned but later I found out for myself about residual sexism in the Grand Canyon river industry. I was based in Flagstaff for 7 years in the 2000's, and witnessed river men behaving as if it were still 1938. Time for an update, fellas. You don't get to decide the place of women.
Today I finally got my updated living will / medical power of attorney updated, witnessed, and notarized, and I also officialized my first last will and testament. My friends asked me if I was planning on leaving. It's a good question to ask a person who is settling their affairs at my age, but no, in spite of the depressing state of affairs in the world, my life is good enough that I'm planning to stick around and see what happens next. In my living will today I specified what I want done if I lose my mind (travel to a country where euthanasia is allowed for dementia--Switzerland or Nederlands allow it as of now), and also where I want my brain to go (for research purposes, to the Oregon Brain Bank of OHSU). I'm excited and glad to have this done. I've been meaning to do it and rewriting it for a decade now.
The real reason I was motivated to complete these documents at the age of 50 is that I can tell that I am losing cognitive function. It shows up in many ways, and people routinely fight me on this observation, saying that I'm fine, it's normal aging, blah blah blah. Let me just say that I used to be very smart, and I'm not any more, and I know the difference. A minor example is that I make more mistakes in typing, for example I switch "their" for "they're" and vice versa. This is a mistake that I used to find utterly mystifying, and now I am doing it.
The other day I updated my lifetime river log with the rivers I have run this year. I've done 20 new rivers around Oregon this year! But the shocker finding was that one day in July when I went paddling on the Lower Wind, I could not remember what had happened when I logged the day. All I remembered at the time (a few days after the actual day when I logged it), was that I had planned to go paddling with Todd. I did not remember where we went or what happened.
What happened that day was that I hit my head, again, and had short term memory loss as a result. I have had many traumatic brain injuries over the years, from biking, skiing, and kayaking. This is the reason that I want to donate my brain for research. I suspect that my brain will prove that recreational sports participants can also suffer from CTE = chronic traumatic encephalopathy. It's not just for football players anymore.
On that day I flipped over at the top of a rapid known as the Flume, and was battered on my head and shoulders as I floated through the rapid upside down. I was afraid to try to roll up because getting in position to roll puts you in a more open and vulnerable position, so I "went turtle" which in this case simply means to tuck tightly under the boat and get my elbows in so nothing gets broken. I rolled up at the bottom of the rapid and was dazed but otherwise OK. And yes, for you who do not know me, I was wearing a top notch helmet. There is no helmet that can protect your brain from the knocking it takes when your whole head is getting walloped around.
This was the third time I'd floated through that particular rapid upside down. It is a steep, fast, shallow and rocky rapid....brutal, really. One of my three upside down runs I didn't hit a thing. Twice I've been beaten silly. I vowed after this day to not run that rapid at low water anymore. It's much easier at higher flows and that is the only time I will attempt it. Unfortunately the portage is difficult and dangerous too... so I may not go on the Lower Wind as much anymore. Too bad because I do love the waterfalls.
Something else happened that day. I've thought of it many times since my memory of the day returned. At the end of the Lower Wind run there are four major drops, three falls and one slide, not in that order. We'd run the first 12 foot falls without incident and were running the tallest single waterfall, about 18 feet vertical. It's so high that you can't see if the person ahead of you made it, so we just wait a few seconds between boats and then go. Todd went ahead of me and I waited probably eight seconds, then committed to the drop. When I crested the horizon line and could see my landing zone at the foot of the falls, he was swimming in it.
He had plunged too deep in the hole below the drop, gotten caught and held, and wet exited from his kayak in the hole. It took him a while to surface and start floating downstream. When I saw him I was already mid-air and headed straight for him. I was afraid that the bow of my kayak would plunge into the water and hit him in the abdomen, rupturing his organs and killing him. That didn't happen. Thankfully I'd hit a good enough boof from the top that my bow skipped off the surface of the water and I went right over his head. But the trauma of believing that I was about to kill Todd has not left me. I am going to require a better signalling system for running blind drops from now on. I need to know that the landing zone is clear. We have had trouble at this drop before and still we are too casual about it.
This article was originally written for a group of southeastern boaters who planned to row 18 foot rafts laden with 18 days of food/equipment through the Grand Canyon--without rowing experience. All were strong kayakers, canoeists, or paddle raft guides. Rowing is different. A heavy raft in Big Water requires new strategies. So this is my explanation, for that gang, of the nuts and bolts for getting down the Canyon.
Loved this video showing all my friends getting beat down. Everybody takes a turn at this level of whitewater. If you aren't willing to take a beating, you shouldn't be out there.
The most basic part of rolling a kayak, the most important part, is being able to orient yourself to the boat before you start the motion. In whitewater the paddler can get pulled in any direction, and needs to be able to assume a protected, turtle-like tuck when they flip over. This forward tuck makes it possible to get your paddle situated parallel to the boat at the water line, for a proper roll. These days it is modern and cool to be able to roll from any position. Playboaters master the back deck roll because it is integral to the moves they do. For the regular whitewater kayaker, a regular forward tuck leading into a basic sweep or C to C roll is all you really need. Getting the offside is great, and then explore. First, get a good tuck and set up position, which requires hamstring flexibility to touch your toes and them some, and crunch strength to pull your body to the front deck no matter what the river wants to do to you. If you have that strength, you've no excuse, save the panic of being upside down underwater, which happens to almost all of us. Stop going for that rip cord, and TUCK. From there it will be much easier.
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