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QotD: Cocaine beats Healthy Living 19 to 1

Ask your physician how to feel good, and he’ll look you squarely in the eye and say, ‘Eat right and exercise.’ Yet for every dollar spent in fitness centers, Americans spend nineteen dollars on cocaine.

The reason? Two seconds after you snort cocaine you feel like Superman. Two weeks of diet and exercise just makes you hungry and sore.


~ Roy H. Williams, The Wizard of Ads

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liveonearth
Nov. 19th, 2010 01:28 am (UTC)
Ha. No fair! I suppose if you're going to burn your reserves like that, you might as well do it when you have plenty of them.

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