1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky,
or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
The only problem I see with this entertainment is that you might end up detained indefinitely.