liveonearth (liveonearth) wrote,

I need to talk to Oprah

I heard yesterday that she's supporting Obama. And I want to talk to her about it. He's smart and cute and inspiring, but he doesn't have the answer to our 9 trillion in debt or to what to do about the buildup to WWIII and the rapture. He'd make a great vice president. Train him in for a long reign after someone else has engineered the U-turn for our country. He is a constitutional scholar and law school professor, after all.
Tags: obama, politics

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