March 24th, 2016

Homer Simpson "D'oh!"

QotD: Taxes in America

The administration says the American people want tax cuts.

Well, duh.  The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night.  The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream.  The American people love the Home Shopping Networkd because it's commercial-free.

--Will Durst (quoted in the Funny Times 4/16)